tag:anandaggarwal.blog.co.uk,2009-11-23:/MokoFeed2009-11-23T17:46:33+01:00tag:anandaggarwal.blog.co.uk,2008-07-01:/2008/07/01/cool-riddles-4389864/anandaggarwal2008-07-01T16:27:55+02:002008-07-01T16:27:55+02:00 <p>Q: What did the lonely banana say?<br> A: I'm a"kela".</p> <p>Q: What did the green peas say?<br> A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.</p> <p>Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?<br> A: "Aaloo? "</p> <p>Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?<br> A: In the Gobi desert.</p> <p>Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?<br> A: Why do "phools" fall in love?</p> <p>Q: What did the fat car say?<br> A: I`m a "mota"car.</p> <p>Q: What did the confused egg say?<br> A: I don't "unda"-stand.</p> <p>Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?<br> A: "Jhinga" Bells.</p> <p>Q: What did the half eaten naan say?<br> A: I wish I was "puri".</p> <p>Q: What did the lonely potato sing?<br> A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"</p> <p>Q: What language do carrots speak?<br> A: Gajar-ati.</p> <p>Dis ij DA funkiest...<br> Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?<br> A: Pizza - "HUT" </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://anandaggarwal.blog.co.uk/2008/07/01/cool-riddles-4389864/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>